I've been editing clips for my next episode, and came across a few bizarre claims, that "PETA MEMBERS ALL WANT TO KILL *YOUR* PET CATS AND DOGS!!!!!111!!!", and also that "ALL HIGH UP PETA MEMBERS LOCK THEMSELVES IN THEIR BOARDROOM AND ROLL ABOUT ON PILES OF CASH, SCROOGE MCDUCK STYLE, WHILE EATING MEAT AND LAUGHING MANIACALLY!!!111!11!!".
I THINK ITS TIME I TURNED OFF CAPS LOCK, ok there we go, I think this is INCREDIBLE, that anyone could publicly make such accusations, and I would like to debunk these as best as I can on my next episode.
These were from "Alex Jones" of course, ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28radio_host%29 ), Mr "911 was an inside job to get children hooked on government healthcare!".
Would any Vegans like to "come clean", that you DO NOT do anything of this sort? *
I'd like to play as many quick clips as I can receive.
"My name is Jordan Wyatt, I'm an animal rights activist and I do not go about killing neighbourhood cats or dogs, I also do not secretly scoff (eat) animal by-products when I think I'm alone"
If you would like to be included, please send a few second clip, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, to firstname.lastname@example.org
*Of course, I have to take you for your word, if you really do prowl the streets for cats/dogs to "put down", secretly consume animal products, or rent hotel rooms for a weekend of watching tv, paying $10 for a can of minibar Coke and wearing leather, please refrain from submitting a clip!